I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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