kristin has been a bad kristin
i just had sex bonerless
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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