i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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