If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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