try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?