quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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