your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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