am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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