i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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