everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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