So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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