Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm having to shit out rocks
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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