no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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