I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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