Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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