question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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