but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.