what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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