I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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