Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She said her name was "party"
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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