I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
