So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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