Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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