Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
