Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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