i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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