There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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