I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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