My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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