problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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