sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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