You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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