she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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