I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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