yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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