shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Randomize