i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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