This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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