Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Randomize
