My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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