? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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