I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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