idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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