yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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