Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?

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(708): View more from Illinois

He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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(727): View more from Florida

whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.

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(708): View more from Illinois

There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?

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