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You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
honey bunches of taint.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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