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• (810): View more from Michigan

  So drunk its hurt

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.

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• (607): View more from New York

  do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)

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