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oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass

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fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings

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(901): oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass (901): fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings http://tfl.nu/b0u6

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(408): View more from California

Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.

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(408): Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0. http://tfl.nu/rypw

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(303): View more from Colorado

I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.

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Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.

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But what if I pay for the gas?

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(303): I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain. (720): Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic. (303): But what if I pay for the gas? http://tfl.nu/j2h0

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(905): View more from Toronto

he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"

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(905): he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine" http://tfl.nu/dcrf

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(541): View more from Oregon

What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?

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3some

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You're right, stupid question.

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(541): What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms? (503): 3some (541): You're right, stupid question. http://tfl.nu/lx7x

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(816): View more from Missouri

Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.

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(816): Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night. http://tfl.nu/m82p

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(+61): View more from Australia

We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.

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(+61): We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well. http://tfl.nu/yavz

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house

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(814): love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house http://tfl.nu/d9cn

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(206): View more from Washington

She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.

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(206): She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving. http://tfl.nu/y8c3

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(519): View more from Ontario

Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.

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(519): Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this. http://tfl.nu/msry

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up

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(410): Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up http://tfl.nu/yev0

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(847): View more from Illinois

Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.

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(847): Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines. http://tfl.nu/j7ab

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(618): View more from Illinois

Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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(618): Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight.... http://tfl.nu/4lm3

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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.

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(214): He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am. http://tfl.nu/wn9t

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(425): View more from Washington

She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.

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(425): She had caution tape on her head and she blew me. http://tfl.nu/1dhj

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