Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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