He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
