it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My ass is underappreciated
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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