Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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