Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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