I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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