I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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