I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so explain again why im purple
no
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Randomize
